Calories.

I've just received this frm an email and its really worth a laugh


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Sex and Exercise - calorie counter

It’s been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently
Nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different
Sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World,
here are the true caloric benefits of sex.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent…........................................12 Calories
Without consent…....................................187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…....................................8 Calories
With one hand…......................................12 Calories
With your teeth….....................................85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection…....................................6 Calories
Without an erection…...............................315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris…........................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot….........................92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary…........................................12 Calories
69 lying down….....................................78 Calories
69 standing up…....................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow….......................................216 Calories
Doggy Style….......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier…............................... 912 Calories

ORGASM:
Real….............................................112 Calories
False(lol)…............................................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging…............................ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately….......................... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately(LOL)…....816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old…..................................36 Calories
30-39 years…......................................80 Calories
40-49 years…......................................124 Calories
50-59 years…......................................972 Calories
60-69 years…......................................2916 Calories
70 and over…......................................Death

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…............................................32 Calories
In a hurry…........................................98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door…..............1218 Calories
With your WIFE knocking at the door…...............3521 Calories